TWS: Sexy

Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy


This past weekend, while we were having lunch in the food court of our local mall, I happened to notice an advertisement on one of the big screen televisions they had. It was for a lingerie store (gee, I wonder why that caught my attention), and the ad read, "A nightie is a practical and sexy choice for sleepwear."

"Did you see that?" I asked MTM.

"No. What?"

"'A nightie is practical and sexy.'"

"What?"

"An ad on the tv."

"But they also make me cold."

"But I'm there to warm you up, sweetheart."

"Are you trying to say that there's something wrong with what I wear?"

"No, not at all. I mean, the flannel pajamas and the fleece hoodie (with hood pulled over your head) and the two pairs of socks make you, like, the sexiest Inuit alive."

"Hey, at least I don't wear panties."

"That's true."

12 comment:

Russ said...

Love the song! It takes me back to my tour of Germany with my High School's traveling choir. I don't sign, but I do speak German and went as a translator. We stayed at cheap hotels on the outside of town where there was NOTHING to do. So we got beer from the vending machine (I love Germany! and partied in our rooms. Oh, I'm too sexy was all the rage at the time in Europe.

Miss Perfect said...

I hate nightgowns.
I don't think they are particularly sexy (unless you're a lingerie model). I think they are uncomfortable and I get all caught up in them - and it is decidedly unsexy when I wake my husband up writhing madly because I'm caught in my nightgown.
I'm with MTM pj's all the way.
(though not socks!)

heathersway said...

Oh yeah, there's nothing sexier than a woman in a nightie with teeth a chatter while she kneels next to her pre-schooler's bed, rubbing the child's back in a futile attempt to get her to go back to sleep. That is a funny picture :)

AndreAnna said...

That's how I used to sleep - 14 layers of clothes. UNTIL I found the best thing ever invented - the electric blanket. Oh. My. Word.

She'll wear a nightie for sure if you ensure her warmth!

motherbumper said...

She's got a point dude, she's being sexy under all the practical clothes - it's DANG COLD DUDE!

Rebecca said...

Ah, we're all guilty of this. On the other hand, what's so sexy about worn boxer shorts from Zellers?

Julie Pippert said...

Dude, you have to consider us old and transition and vision impaired sorts...it took me five solid minutes to find the comments LOL.

After a similar conversation I told my husband fine: new nighties, new bed set, and heat set at 72.

He decided he liked the warm up pants and fleece jacket fine. ;)

Then we moved to the subtropics and amazingly the conversation hasn't come back up. I leave it out there as to why.

mamatulip said...

LMAO. This sounds like a conversation Dave and I would have.

Candygirlflies said...

Yep, I have to concur, it's danged-nabbin' COLD these days, er, uh, nights... Crank up the ol' thermostat, and see what miracles happen...

There's a little "bling" at my blog, waiting for you...

xo CGF

Ali said...

the only way to fix this is to move someplace WARM. you can't have your cake and eat it too in CANADA>

Multi-tasking Mommy said...

Thanks for all of the support everyone!

It is dang cold up here right now AND the fact that if we turn UP the thermostat, the hubby will get too hot and then he won't be able to sleep.

I WISH we could use a heating blanket, but again, the colder the better for the hubby!

Our house is frickin' freezing! So, I need the double layer socks and all!

b*babbler said...

Socks to bed? So very wrong...