THS/TBS: Keyword Madness III

Like the first two installments, these are actual, unedited search strings that brought people here.

The Big Ones
The two most common hit sources for this site over the past couple of months may surprise you. One is some variation of "skinamarinky dinky dink" (although sadly not the whole song like last time) and the other is, wait for it: "groove strap". Now, I would not say I know more than the average person when it comes to sex terms, but I am no prude either. Nonetheless, this term had never been introduced to me, and even some half-hearted googling couldn't completely clear it up. From what I learned, it is some form of thong-like undergarment typically made from leather (originally sewing machine belts, according to one seemingly knowledgeable individual on an S&M forum) and (according to the content of some search hits) can occasionally have adverse effects on the wearer's anatomy. TMI (too much information?

Moving on...

The Rest
overtired toddler no nap
Yep. Happens to the best of us.

a wife extracting poop from husband with rubber gloves
Dude, it's called All Bran. Try it.

8 too many vicodin for one day?
Depends. Are you an addict, or in pain? If you're in pain, eight should do you just fine. If you're an addict, well, you know how hard you're chasing man.

converted a coworker to wearing panties on a business trip
Good for you. Here's your gold star.

curious george the man in the big yellow hat's name in the book
The.Man.In.The.Yellow.Hat.

fatherhood a verb or noun
Let's see: "I fatherhood my kid with love and compassion." Works as a verb for me.

grasshopper pie can't drunk
If you're too drunk to have grasshopper pie, you're probably dead.

foreign aid should be given when needed, as can be afforded by the tax base, without ethical or religious strings attached.
This statement was the search string, period and all. Were they looking for someone who agreed with them?

wedding mint + "same sex"
I hear the best mints come from gay weddings.

pictures of munchkins fishing
Dude, you know a munchkin is a fictional character from The Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum, right? And, to my knowledge that book was never illustrated, and the film based upon the book had no fishing scenes. Where do you think you'd find such a thing?

informational texts of diary of a mad blender and double daddy
Uh... umm... I got nothing.

By the way, I've been a bit negligent with respect to reading and commenting this week, so please forgive me. I will do my best to catch up soon.